condoms

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 20:55:53

So this one guy was walking through the store with his sun. They were just walking along with they come upon a rack of condoms. The sun has never seen them before so he asks his dad "what are these"? The dad answers"though's my sun are condoms they are used for sex".
"The one packs are for the high school boys. For Friday nights. The three packs are for the college boys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. And the twel packs are for the married couples. One each month.

Post 2 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 21:03:56

Okay, its just like a simple explanation for someone who does not understand. Probably the little kid will go there later on and get one pack for himself and try it out with his friends. lol

Post 3 by Thunderstorm (HotIndian!) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 21:16:39

hmmm. he could have explained it as this is a baloon for adults play.

but I hate that fuckin' condems. those have to be banned out of this world. interepting the awesome skinny relativity.

Raaj.

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Monday, 08-Jun-2009 22:04:06

No, no, no! Casandra, the joke is that married people barely have sex.
Marriage is like school. You're eager to jump into it, and when it starts out, it's exciting; but get four or five years into it, and it's as exciting as watching water percolate from the rough of a building.
Anyway, this was actually hilarious! Lmao! Good one.

Post 5 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2009 0:24:35

ROFLMAO!

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2009 0:43:35

That's hilarious!

Post 7 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2009 19:19:27

awesome; love it

Post 8 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Monday, 20-Jul-2009 5:19:50

Ya good point I hate rubbers.